(Just for fun) Can I sue the pastor who said the world was coming to an end?

So I thought maybe, just maybe everyone is right. So I went to my favorite spot. My partner and I had BBQ shrimp, mesquite chicken, fall off the bone BBQ ribs, pork tacos, about 12 shots of tequila, and about 15 frozen margaritas each. We ate and drank like it was our last meal. As per this pastor. Now IM out a few hundred dollars for this meal, and me and my partner are both over weight, and feel some "mental anguish" and "distress" for our gluttony. I think someone needs to be responsible for this, I would have not done this if it wasn't for him!